Solo:
e|------------------------------------------------|
H|------------------------------------------------|
G|------3-3-1-------3-3---------3-3-1-------4-4-3-|
D|-4-4---------1-1------4-------------------------|
A|-------------------------1-1---------4-4--------|
E|------------------------------------------------|

F#       D#m               A#m
  Vulcanize the whoopee stick 
  C#
  In the ham wallet 
  Cattle prod the oyster ditch 
  With the lap rocket 
  Batter dip the cranny ax 
  In the gut locker 
  Retrofit the pudding hatch 
  Ooh la la 
  With the boink swatter 
H
  If i get you in the loop 
  when I make a point to be straight 
  with you then 
F#
  In lieu of the innuendo 
C#
  in the end know my intent though 
H
  I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically 
 D#m            C#               F# 
  I don't wanna beat around the bush 
F#       D#m      A#m    C#
  Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 
  Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

Solo   > 2X

  Marinate the nether rod 
  In the squish mitten 
  Power drill the yippee bog 
  With the dude piston 
  Pressure wash the quiver bone 
  In the bitch wrinkle 
  Cannonball the fiddle cove 
  Ooh la la 
  With the pork steeple 
  If I get you in the loop 
  when I make a point to be straight 
  with you then 
  In lieu of the innuendo 
  In the end know my intent though 
  I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically 
  I don't wanna beat around the bush 
  Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo 
  Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

Solo  > 2X

F#                     D#m
  Put the you know what in the you know where 
A#m                    C#
  Put the you know what in the you know where 
  Put the you know what in the you know where 
  Put the you know what in the you know where