I'm in love with this song.. and the tab i found around here didn't sound entirely 
to me, so I tried to get it a bit better!
Just enjoy listening to Hefner.. they're purely genious.

G  D  Am  Em


G                                                D
I had her on the carpet twisting and squirming about,
                          Am
Trying to guess what she needs,
                          Em
Trying to guess what the fuss was about.

G                                           D
She had a conscience that surely did need pricking,
                       Am                           Em
I was there for the picking as she would soon find out.

G                                   Bm
The Greedy Ugly People are not like us,
                     Fm                        G
They don't feel the love that she and I would die without.


G                                                  D
I had her on a chair in the middle of the living room,
                           Am                           Em
And then we went to the bedroom, where we were making spoons.

G                                           D
When we went out she started clicking her heels,
                       Am                                  Em
She started sticking her chest out, cause she was starting to feel.


G                                   Bm
The Greedy Ugly People are not like us,
                     Fm                        G
They don't feel the love that she and I would die without.


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G                   Bm                   Fm
Love don't stop no war, don't stop no cancer,
              G
It stops my heart.


Enjoy..
with love, fishengender.
xxx