Why hello there Amanda Palmer fans. Hope you have 
fun playing this uber easy song =] Oh, and be 
gentle, this is my first tab =P 

[~~~~~~~~~~~~~~] means don't play anything at this 
point in the song. Or you can if you want, it's up 
to you really, it's just that I think it sounds 
better with nothing there.  

Here's the music video for Oasis, it's pretty much as awesome 
as the song itself =P 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4rSq81dosw


[~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]  G
When I got to the party
                 D 
They gave me a forty
                        C
And I must have been thirsty
                        D
'Cause I drank it so quickly

                     G
When I got to the bedroom
                     D 
There was somebody waiting
                 C
And it isn't my fault
                     D     
That the barbarian raped me

                     G      
When I went to get tested
                     D
I brought along my best friend
          C
Melissa Mahoney
                     D
Who had once been molested

                          G
And she knew how to get there
                    D
She knew all the nurses
                        C 
They were all really friendly
                        D
But the test came back positive

        Em                 C              D
Oh, oh, I've seen better days but I don't care
   Em              C            D
Oh I just sent a letter in the mail

[~~~~~~~~~~~~]   G 
When I got my abortion

                      D
I brought along my boyfriend
                 C
We got there an hour
                D
Before the appointment

                   G
And outside the building
                         D
There were all these annoying
                    C
Fundamentalist christians
                  D
We tried to ignore them

        Em                 C              D
Oh, oh, I've had better days but I don't care
   Em           C            D
Oasis got my letter in the mail

G,D,C,D x2


[~~~~~~~~~~~~]     G
When vacation was over
                  D
The word was all over
                  C
That I was a crackwhore
                D   
Melissa had told them
                      G
And so now were not talking
                  D
Except we have tickets
                  C
To see blur in October
                      D
And I think were still going

        Em                 C              D
Oh, oh, I've seen better days but I don't care
   Em           C            D
Oh I just got a letter in the mail

  Em            C
Oasis sent a photograph
         D              B
It's autographed and everything
  Em                C           D
Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear 

And finish with a G.
Hope it's up to UG's standards =]