So, you can make this song as hard as you want, but this is pretty easy and it
works good. Just figure out the rythm. It kinda has that 'Dancin' In The Moonlight'-feel.

Intro: D A Bm G

Dsus2*            A                 Bm                     G
If you want me, a cherry on top, the pick of the peck, the cr?me de la crop.
Dsus2               A                         Bm        G
If you want me you better do better than that tonight. Oh, Oh.
Dsus2                     A                    Bm                     G
If you want me, it takes more than a wink, and more than a drink and more than you think.
Dsus                                 A               Bm        G
If you want me you're gunna have to break the bank, tonight.


Bm                                A
Cuz some don't have the patience, some call me high-maintenance
G
But you pay the bill, cuz, that's the deal.


D                                  A      Bm               G
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart
D                                       A      Bm      G
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.
D                                       A
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost
G
If you can afford me


Same as first verse
If you want me, I'm not a piece of ass, a one night stand, a storage ship
I think you better walk by, tonight. Oh, no.
If you want me, then stop begging I don't put out for charity
If you want me there's no discount price tonight

But I don't need your dollar bills I just want something real
Cuz, nothing's free, except a lovin' me


D                                  A      Bm               G
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart
D                                       A      Bm      G
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.
D                                       A
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost
G
If you can afford me


Dsus2            A
If you want me, a cherry on top,
    Bm                    G
The pick of the peck, the cr?me de la crop


D                                  A      Bm               G
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart
D                                       A      Bm      G
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.
D                                       A
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost
G
If you can afford me

D                                  A      Bm               G
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart
D                                       A      Bm      G
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.
D                                       A
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost
G
If you can afford me
End on D


*You can also just play D, it doens't really matter.