Suicide is Painless - Theme from M*A*S*H
 
intro.

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Verse 

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Chorus

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Through Early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realise and I can see

Chorus

That Suicide is Painless
It brings on many changes
And I can  take or leave it if I please
Try to find a way to make

Chorus

All our little joys relate
Without that ever present hate
But now I know that it's too late
And

Chorus

The game of life is hard to play
I'm going to lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say

Chorus