Other tabs were good, but I wanted one with open chords.
Play with a capo on 5 to match the key

Am                        Dm
Meet you downstairs in the bar and heard
     E                         Am
your rolled up sleeves in your skull t-shirt.
        Am                Dm
Said what did you do with him today?
    E                     Am
And sniff me out like I was Tanqueray.

Bridge:

Dm
 'Cos you're my fella, my guy.
B7
 Hand me your Stella and fly.
C
 By the time, I'm out the door,
    B7                 E     
You tear me down like Roger Moore.

Chorus:

Am                 Em
 I cheated myself,
       B7     Em
like I knew I would.
  Am            Em
I told ya, I was trouble.
    B7               Em
You know that, I'm no good.

Verse 2:

Am                   Dm
 Upstairs in bed with my ex boy.
E                           Am
 He's in the place, but I can’t get joy.
Am                     Dm
 Thinking of you in the final throws,
E                Am
 This is when my buzzer goes.

Bridge 2:

Dm
 Run out to me your chips and pitta.
B7
 You say when we’re married. 'Cos you're not bitter.
C
 There'll be none of him no more.
  B7                  E
I cried for you on the kitchen floor.

Chorus (Same lyrics)

Middle 8

Verse 3:

Am                 Dm
 Sweet reunion, Ja-maica and Spain.
E                  Am
 We're like how we were again.
Am                 Dm
 I'm in the tub, You’re on the seat.
E                    Am
 Lick your lips as I soak my feet.

Bridge 3:

Dm
 Then you notice lickle carpet burn.
B7
 My stomach drops and my guts churn.
C
 You shrug and it's the worst,
   B7              E
to truly stick the knife in first.