Intro: 

          
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"one two!"

Verse 1: (ska offbeat)

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If you ever hear a noise in the night,
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your body starts to sweat.
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It shakes and shivers in fright,

you go to sleep with your
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mother she hates your guts.
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She knows that you love her so she holds you tight
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all through the night until the broad daylight.
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And when she doesn't come home you gotta sleep alone.
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Then you wet your bed and I think that's sad.
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For a girl of nineteen that's more than sad

IT'S OBSCENE!

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"one two!"

verse 2: (same chords, same offbeat)

Your girlfriend's sweet a little seventeen.
She's got the layered hair and the flared jeans.
You know what that means?
She's just a little queen.
She shares your London flat.
She thinks that London's where it's at
although it stinks and when it rains you wear your hat
and your plum colored PVC wet look maxi-Mac
You tie your ginger hair back in a bun;
you're the ugliest creature, UNDER THE SUN! 

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"one two!"
GO!

solo: 

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fuck the rest of that

"one two!"

And you think it's about time that you die 
and I agree, so you decide on suicide.
You tried, but you never quite carried it off;
you only wanted to die in order to show off.
And if you think you're gonna bleed all over me,
you're even wronger than you'd normally be.
And the only things you want to see are kitsch.
The only thing you want to be is rich.
Your little pink pointed nose begins to twitch
I know you know YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE...BITCH!

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"one two!"