~ - let ring
^ - bend note up

Bass Intro: x2
G------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A--------777777--999999--555555----------777777------------555555--------------|
E-555555-------------------------555555-----------222222-----------------------|

VERSE 1:
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------9---------------11-----------------7--------|
D|------------------7--------------9---------------11-----------------7--------|
A|------------------7--------------7---------------9------------------5--------|
E|------------------5----------------------------------------------------------|
...more (pickscrape)There's over a couple thousand chord progressions 
around.

e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------9----------------------------------------7--------------|
D|7--------------------9----------------------4-----------------7--------------|
A|7--------------------7----------------------4-----------------5--------------|
E|5-------------------------------------------2--------------------------------|
  Will someone tell me who decided they'd run this one into the ground?!

CHORUS:
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------7--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|4-------------7--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|4-------------5--------------------------------------------------------------|
E|2----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  I'm putting a stop to it once and for all!
  I'm putting my fist right through the wall!
  I'm telling you one and all...

CHORUS CONT'D:
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|4-------------------------7------9-------------------------------------------|
D|4-------------------------7------9-------------------------------------------|
A|2-------------------------5------7-------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  You better not write this stupid song...

e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------9---------11--------7------------------9--------------------7-------|
D|-7-------9---------11--------7--------7---------9--------4-----------7-------|
A|-7-------7---------9---------5--------7---------7--------4-----------5-------|
E|-5------------------------------------5------------------2-------------------|
  again!

e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------99999999999-----------1111111111-----77777777--------------|
D|-7777777777-------99999999999-----------1111111111-----77777777--------------|
A|-7777777777-------77777777777-----------9-9-9-9-9------55555555--------------|
E|-5555555555------------------------------------------------------------------|
    pm.......        pm........           pm.......      pm......
   I've got a       little plan 	  so listen      up
   We could write a four chord wonder and make a million bucks

VERSE 2:
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------9----------------------11----------------7--------------|
D|7--------------------9----------------------11----------------7--------------|
A|7--------------------7----------------------9-----------------5--------------|
E|5----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  No need to           mention names cause    you know who you  are.
  Take word of         my advice or           I'll break your   guitar.

e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------7---------------------------------7------|
D|-9----------------------------------7--------9------------------------7------|
A|-9----------------------------------5--------9------------------------5------|
E|-7-------------------------------------------7-------------------------------|
      I think it's time to set things straight I just wrote this song I hate

e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------9------7-----------------------------9------7----------------------|
D|7---------9------7------------------7----------9------7----------------------|
A|7---------7------5------------------7----------7------5----------------------|
E|5-----------------------------------5----------------------------------------|
...again               I'll write it again

Solo x2
(on the last note hold it for a second, then bend it up
  the second time you play it the same, but bend the last note way, way up) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|12------12--10---------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---12----------11----12-9---12-11--7--99999---11~^---------------------------|
D|--------------------------9--------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Play CHORUS


e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------9~---------------------11~--9~-----------7~-------------|
D|--7~-----------------9~---------------------11~--9~-----------7~-------------|
A|--7~-----------------7~---------------------9~---7~-----------5~-------------|
E---5~-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
...again.   (slow)