Tabbed By: K_Gartin
Email: redneq50@hotmail.com
Tuning: Drop D

*=Artificial harmonic
/or\=Slide
b=Bend
h=hammer
p=pull

Funny song.

Intro part 1 (really gritty clean tone. Turn your treble way up)
e------|---------------------------------|
B------|---------------------------------|
G------|---------------------------------|
D------|---------------------------------|
A--/12-|0-0----3--0----3--0----3--0----5-|
D--/12-|0-0-/5----0-/5----0-/5----0-/5---|

Intro part 2 (2nd guitar enters w/feedback and dirty tone)
e--------------|-------------------------------------------|----------------
B--------------|-------------------------------------------|----------------
G--------------|-------------------------------------------|----------------
D--------------|-------------------------------------------|----------------
A------3-5-4-3-|-0-0----3-x-x-0----3-x-x-0----3-x-x-0----5-|-3----0-3-5-4-3-
D--12\---5-4-3-|-0-0-/5---x-x-0-/5---x-x-0-/5---x-x-0-/5---|---5*-0---5-4-3-
         p.m.-

Intro part 3 (dirty guitar with delay and lots of reverb)
e-------|
B--13---|
G--15b--| Bend and release this a few times. This will be repeated several
D-------| times throughout the song. It sounds sort of like a siren.
A-------|
D-------|

Verse (slightly dirty guitar w/envelope filter)
e------------------------------------------|------------|
B------------------------------------------|------------|
G------------------------------------------|------------|
D------------------------------------------|------------|
A--5-5--5----------5--5-------------5------|----3-5-4-3-|
D--0-------0--0--0-------0--0--0--0---0--0-|12\---5-4-3-|

Verse (This guitar is hard to hear, but it's there) (dirty tone)
e--------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------------|
G--10p9-x-x-9-x-x-10p9-x-x-9-x-x-10p9-x-x-9-x-x-10-x-x-9-|
D--------------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus ending ("so much cooler"...)
e------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------8-8-8-8-8-8-8----|
G--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3/5-5-5-5-5----7-7-7-7-7-7-7----|
D--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3/5-5-5-5-5-3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3\-|
A--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1/3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3\-|
D----------------------------3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3\-|

Bridge (clean tone w/very little distortion) (guitar 2 in parenthesis)
e--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D----------------3--3-----5-5--------------------3--3-----5-5--------|
A------5-5-3-3-5-5----3-3-----3(3*b)-3-5-5-3-3-5-5----3-3-----3(3*B)-|
D--0-0-----------0-----------------0-0-----------0-------------------|

@ around 2:42 this guitar comes in (it's hard to hear) w/wah:
e--------|
B--------|
G--10-10-|
D--------|
A--8--8--|
D--------|

2:54 cool guitar part: (2nd one is the way I like to play it)
e----------------------------------|---------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------|---------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------- or -------------------------------------|
D--3p0-----------------------------|---------------------------------------|
A------3---5---5-3-----------------|---------------------------------------|
D--------0---0-----0-0-3p0-3/5-3p0-|-15-12-10p0-12p0-12p10-0-0-3p0-3/5-3p0-|

End song on:
e-----
B-----
G-----
D--3\-
A--3\-
D--3\-