A      C#m      A      C#m

   A         C#m        Bm         E
I'm having a party but you're not invited 
A          C#m           Bm       E
Pizza and fizzy-pop it's all so exciting 
F#m          C#m
Sardines and musical chairs 
F#m               C#m
What a shame that you're not here 
    Bm            Bm    Bm/A  E 
Cos you're not my friend anymore 

       A            C#m         Bm              E
You've made your position quite clear from your distance 
     A            C#m         Bm          E
What crime have I done that negates my existence? 
F#m              C#m
Me and all of my other chums 
     F#m                     C#m
Will sit and talk 'bout your smelly bum 
    Bm            Bm   Bm/A  E 
Cos youre not my friend anymore 

           A       C#m     
We'll have phe-E-E-asant
    Bm       E             A    C#m
And everyone leaves with a pre-e-esent 
Bm         E            A        C#m
Kisses and hugs it's so pleasant
Bm            C#m
Peaceful, and I 
  Bm                        E
I hate you, I hope that you die 

    A        C#m         Bm            E
I'm having a party and I hope that you know this
      A       C#m         Bm          E
Spend Friday alone and pretend not to notice
F#m               C#m
All of the stupid things you've done
  F#m                  C#m
I know and I'm telling everyone 
    Bm                      Bm/A  E 
Cos you're not my best friend anymore

A        C#m         Bm            E    (x2)
F#m               C#m      (x2)
Bm              Bm/A   E

      D             E
And tomorrow I will buy a new friend
A                   D
From the new friend shop 
    A                 D
Cos my friend you are not
      A           D      A   E   D    D-  
And I hate you as much as I miss you 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmy_the_Great