Flight of the Conchords - A Kiss is Not a Contract

Tabbed by: Scones
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Tuning: Standard


 G    C  D  E    C*   D*  A   B7 

e--3--0--2--7----3----5---0----2---|
B--0--1--3--8----5----7---2----4---|
G--0--0--2--9----5----7---2----2---|
D--0--2--0--9----5----7---2----4---|
A--2--3--x--7----3----5---x----2---|
E--3--x--x--x----x----x---x----x---|




G               C                  D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

Mmmmm, very nice
G                          C
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
        D
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no


G               C                  D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very, very nice
G                       C
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
        D
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys


Em                               D*        
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
                            C
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
                        B7
I can't go round loving everyone
                    A             Em 
I just wouldn't get anything done

Em                                       D*        
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
                                    C
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
                                  B7
but that won't get you into pants paradise
     A (strum all once)          
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh



G               C                  D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very, very nice

G            C    D
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
G              C    D
We're only two men, ladies,
                G   C   D  G
Oh pretty babies