Most versions of this song are good, just not perfect.
I listen to the conchords on CD all the time so i have plenty of time to
 notcie the little things. This is the Version from the Newest album.
(i didn't work out the strumming, but who can't figure that our right?)

e--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------------------------------|palm muted*
D--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|

(again, strumming is not worked out, but it's just constant down/up)

e-5-x--3-x--1-x--0-----|
B-5-x--3-x--1-x--0-----|
G-5-x--4-x--2-x--1-----|
D-7-x--5-x--3-x--2-----|
A-7-x--5-x--3-x--2-----|
E-5-x--3-x--1-x--0-----|

Here's the bass sound effects transcribed

                                  Ending I      Ending II
e---------------------------------|-------|-------------|
B---------------------------------|-------|-------------|
G---------------------------------|-------|-------------|
D-----7------------5----3---------|-------|-------------|
A----------------5----------------|-3/7---|-------------|
E--5-----3--5--3------1---0--1--0-|-------|--1--3--0----|